Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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