I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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