Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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