I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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