Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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