And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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