I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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