I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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