She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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