We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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