that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Randomize
