As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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