: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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