Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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