Im at strip club and am horny
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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