Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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