I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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