Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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