I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
