I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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