i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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