I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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