he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
