1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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