She's JV to your varsity
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
