I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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