I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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