Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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