he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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