She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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