another moral hangover. fuck.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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