She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
