I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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