The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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