I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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