Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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