Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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