I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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