dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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