i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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