Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
its not stalking. its research.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
