then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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