I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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