i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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