I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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