Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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