Do you still have your period?
i think my tv is drunk
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
