thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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