She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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