Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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