New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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