i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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