all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the day after is always just damage control
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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