I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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